'Desperate Housewives' Recap: Season 7 Episode 19

So get this: Susan's entire storyline in this episode is about how she's sooo lucky that people are constantly dropping dead all around her, while she does things like benefit from their suicides and fall into their potted plants. Her dialysis buddy Dick finally kicks the bucket, and somehow bequeaths her his gambling problem, so then Susan spends the entire episode gambling, winning and crying.
Just when you think maybe she's going to develop a gambling problem or something cool like that, she finds a way to cry her butt off and talk about herself to a mind-numbing degree, something to the effect of, "Why is God such an butthole that I keep coming up roses when I deserve to be murdered one hundred different ways in slow motion?" And the show is like, "God is mysterious that way."
Watch the full episode below:
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